I’m sorry, but if lesbians can control themselves in a girls only changing room with ass naked woman waltzing around. Then I figure men should be able to control them selves with clothed girls walking down the street. Just a thought.

❝A relationship is like a house. When a light bulb burns out you do not go and buy a new house, you fix the light bulb.❞

—(via fuckingbizarre)


*white male voice* wanna play 20 questions? ;)


lollipops are so weird youre literally swallowing your own flavored saliva


have you ever had to restart a song because you spaced out and weren’t appreciating it enough


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