Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
i like laying on these things when i’m in a pool
but i also fucking hate it because there is a 1000% chance that some dickwad will come up under me and flip me over
